I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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