Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
