So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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