When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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