this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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