We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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