I feel like abortions should bother me more
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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