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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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