I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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