5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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