that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
You left your phone here
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