got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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