she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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