Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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