When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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