yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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