we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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