Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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