i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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