As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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