I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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