i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Let's get the cat blown out
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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