Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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