You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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