Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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