The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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