Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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