It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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