I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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