doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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