The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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