What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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