this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
