she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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