google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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