So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
His nipple licking is glorious
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