1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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