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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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