Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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