I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
