Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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