in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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