mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Holy shit dude........stairs
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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