dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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