honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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