as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we're making bets on your personal life
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
