Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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