just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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