yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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