do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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