So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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