Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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